If You're Reading This Jokes - 5 Hilarious If You're Reading This Jokes

I have an insane crush on my old manager and just want to tell him.

If you're reading this Seth please check the subreddit and stop stalking my account here.

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Where do Chinese babies come from?

VaChina.

Mom and Dad, if you're reading this, I'm...

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A clownfish swims into an underwater ocean bar.

If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 10 years now. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through.

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Just realized what I'm putting on my tombstone.

If you're reading this, I'm already dead.

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MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very intelligent.

Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home.

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