If The Shoe Fits Jokes - 2 Hilarious If The Shoe Fits Jokes

If the shoe fits...

She's probably a man.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I needed a new way of saying, "If the shoe fits, then wear it."

I was in an argument with someone and didn't want to say, "If the shoe fits, then wear it."

And I came up with

"If the dildo fits then go fuck yourself."

:)

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