Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
My ex's motto: "If it ain't broke..."
"...date it."
When the man in the street says: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," the lawyer writes:
"Insofar as manifestations of functional deficiencies are agreed by any and all concerned parties to be imperceivable, and are so stipulated, it is incumbent upon said heretofore mentioned parties to exercise the deferment of otherwise pertinent maintenance procedures."
You know what they say: if it ain't broke
Cheap people don't recommend it.
You know the old saying: If it ain't Baroque...
...then it was probably written by more experimental composers after ~1760.
Smile on the face, pain in the heart
If it ain't a heart attack, it will go away with a fart
I saw a new music shop in town that only services instruments made between the years 1600 and 1750.
"If It Ain't Baroque, Don't Fix It"
So this farmer named Juan wants to run for city council.
He notices his small town is going downhill and wants to make a difference. He asks his wife what his slogan should be and she says: "Well you don't beat me, the kids, or your cow, so use that."
So Juan runs for city council using the slogan: "I don't beat my wife, I don't beat my kids, I don...
Gotdam cop just wrote me a ticket for an open container.
How's I'm supposed to drink it if it ain't open?
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