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If At First You Don't Succeed Jokes

If at first you don't succeed...

...skydiving is not for you.

My motto is, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Anyway, I don't give skydiving lessons anymore.

If at first you don't succeed...

Mutate into the next letter of the Greek alphabet and try again.

If at first you don't succeed

perhaps Russian roulette isn't for you

If at first you don't succeed

Then suck another seed.

If at first you don't succeed...

... then bomb disposal probably isn't the career for you

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pu...

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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

I used to be indecisive....

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