A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and everyone died
Upon arrival in heaven, God said, "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven." The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to God and says "I wish to be beautiful." God grants her wish. The next person can’t decide on what...
People often complain about the way I drive on icy roads
They're all like, "Why don't you golf somewhere else?"
I remember how my uncle died..
Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM!
Cancer.
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