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Gordon Ramsey: excuse me waiter, are these icecubes fresh?

Waiter: uhm no, theyโ€™re frozen
Gordon: FUCKIN HELL!

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

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The flea and the biker's beard

A flea walks into a bar, shivering and sneezing. The curious bartender asks the flea whats the matter.
Flea: "I hitched a ride here in biker's beard. That motorcycle ride must be the coldest trip I ever had."
The bartender decides to give the flea some advice.
Bartender: "Next time seek out...

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