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"Hey, aren't you a poetic metric characterized by a short syllable followed by a long, stressed syllable?"

"iamb"

Are you a word with stress on the second syllable?

Because iamb

Hey Shakespeare, are you writing your next play in pentameter?

Iamb.

How to Write Hallelujah

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time,

Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.

Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote

Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah!

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