I would rather be the child of a Storm Trooper, than one of a Jedi.
Because when I eventually leave the house, they would always miss me.
A lady goes to the dentist with a sore tooth.
The dentist looks and says "you have a bad tooth we are going to have to pull it"
The lady says "I would rather be pregnant than have a tooth pulled"
The dentist replies "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair"
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