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I Went To The Zoo Jokes

I went to the zoo today and there were 2 baguettes in a cage

The sign said they were bread in captivity.

I went to the zoo yesterday…

It only had one dog, it was a shih tzu.

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I went to the zoo and I saw the monkeys masturbating.

I then saw the giraffes and I was still masturbating.

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I went to the zoo today, but all of the animal pens were completely empty except for a single enclosure that had one little dog in it.

It was a shitzu.

I went to the zoo today. They had a yaks in the wildebeest exhibit.

Did they really think I would fall for fake gnus?

I have the memory of an elephant.

I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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I went to the zoo today, but it only had one animal!

It was a Shitzu


... I'll see myself out

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My therapist pleaded with me, “You need to go out more! Take up a hobby! Stop doing weird things!” I replied quietly, “Well, I went to the zoo." The therapist exclaimed proudly, “That’s what I mean! Did you get anything from that?!”

I slowly opened my coat and whispered, “I got this penguin..."

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Just a compilation of 10 corny jokes that still make me chuckle.

1. What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels?
It "wooden" go!

2. Why can't a dick be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot

3. A guy walks into the doctors office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ass. The doc takes one look and he says, "It looks like w...

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Who says eye bags are not sexy?

Yesterday I went to the zoo and a panda fell in love with me.

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