Donald Trump said if I voted for Hillary Clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation.
I did and we do.
Trump said in his campaign that if I voted for Clinton...
Trump said in his campaign that if I voted for Clinton, I would be stuck with a president under constant federal investigation from day one.
Turned out, he was right. I voted for Clinton and I have been stuck for years with a president under federal investigation from day one.
I voted for Jill Stein
Finally I'm part of the 1%
Last election, I voted for the party with the red colour
I don’t know why, but the blue party was just one of the most unappealing, disgusting political parties I had ever seen, with the weakest leader ever. The policies they presented were going to basically ruin everything I had.
I voted for Justin Trudeau.
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I was in the park with my dog and I said to this bloke, "Which way did you vote regarding Brexit?". “I voted to leave" he replied. With that my dog bit him. Later that day, I was down the pub and I asked the landlord the same question and he replied “I voted to remain” and my dog bit him too.
My dog doesn't give a fuck about politics.
I was told, if I voted for Hillary, they predicted Obamacare would continue and we'd go to war with Syria...
I did, and the predictions came true!
I asked my blonde friend who she voted for.
She said, "I voted for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."
I said, "Why on earth would you do that?"
"On the ballot," she replied, "it said 'Vote Both Sides'"
A man walks into a bar, “wanna hear a trump joke?”
The bartender puts down the rag he was cleaning with and looks up. “Buddy, before you go and tell that joke I think you ought to know I voted for mr. Trump... see those big guys down at the end of the bar? They voted Trump as well. Now, are you sure you wanna tell your little joke?”
The man l...
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN:...
Journalist asked Monica Lewinsky for who she voted?....
"I voted for the Republicans, because after the Democrats, I had a bad taste in my mouth!"
It’s important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns
Last time I voted for a real estate agent
I had a blonde joke.
But I voted him out of office.
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