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I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such

I was involved in very organized crime

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I used to sell vacuum cleaners door to door and do demonstrations by appointment. Seriously I did.

I had an appointment to demonstrate a machine at a home in a rural area. The house looked rough and as I walked to the door carrying all my demonstration equipment, a big mangy dog with a matted eye crowded me and followed me to the house.

I rang the bell and the lady let me in and the stupi...

I used to sell loose onions

Until I got the sack

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I used to sell fertilizer.

It was a bullshit job.

When I was younger I used to sell home security alarms door to door.

I was always selling the most security alarms out of anyone else I worked with. "What's your secret?". If I went to call on a house and nobody was home, then I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

I used to sell farming equipment...

Until they outlawed slavery.

I used to sell chess sets for a big company...

But then I realized I was just a pawn that would never advance.

I used to sell rugs, but I had to stop selling the semi-circle ones.

I was tired of being called a D rug dealer.

I used to sell drugs to kids at the school for the visually impaired until I was caught...

Luckily they turned a blind eye.

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