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I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed.

I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.

I used to go out with an English-language teacher, but she dumped me.

She didn't like my improper use of the colon.

I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs.

I had no idea how to pronounce her name.

I used to go out with a lady angler.

Until she started to spin me some line.

I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs...

she was always plotting behind my back

Giraffe at movies

I used to go out with a giraffe. Used to take it to the movies and other places. You’d always get some person complaining that they couldn’t see the screen.
It’s a giraffe, mate. What do you expect?

“Well he can take his hat off for a start”

The Ex

I used to go out with an Admirals daughter, it didn't last long as her naval base was always full of seamen.

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