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I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed.

I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them

I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs.

I had no idea how to pronounce her name.

I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.

I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.


She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

I used to go out with a lady angler.

Until she started to spin me some line.

I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs...

she was always plotting behind my back

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