I used to be addicted to showering…

I got clean.

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I used to be addicted to masturbating

I overcame so much

I used to be addicted to hokey pokey.

But then I turned myself around.

I used to be addicted to thanksgiving leftovers,

but then I quit cold turkey

I used to be addicted to raw meat..

Don't worry, I'm cured now.

I used to be addicted to swimming

I’m glad to say I’ve been dry for 5 years

I used to be addicted to hunting wolves.

At my worst, I would smoke three packs a day.

I used to be addicted to prunes.

I just couldn’t go without em.

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I used to be addicted to masturbating. Now I'm addicted to sex...

It got out of hand.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now... (more)

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

My friends say I drink too much brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.

I'm hooked on deli sandwiches, but I've decided I'm going to quit cold turkey.

My girlfriend used to be a nun, but she dropped the h...

I used to be addicted to quoting Taylor Swift

But I think I'm finally clean.

Addiction has drastic affects on your body.

I used to be addicted to washing powder. I'm clean now.

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