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I Said Yes Jokes

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My wife said she wanted to have Olympic Sex and I got all excited by the phrase so I said yes honey, what does it involve?

Once every four years.

Out walking last night decided to take short cut through a Cemetery when 3 young girls came towards me and said they were petrified walking through the grave yard and asked if they could walk along side me so I said yes...

As we were walking I said don't worry I understand I used to be petrified walking through here when I was alive.
Never seen anybody run so fast.

This guy named Napoleon asked me to join his army. I said yes.

I was just happy to be aparte of things

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My friend asked me if i had ever gotten and given oral sex at the same time and i said yes

Little does he know i can suck my own dick

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