As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
I said to my son, "You will be forced into an arranged marriage."
He said no. I replied with, "It is Bill Gates' daughter." He said yes.
I called up Bill Gates and said, "Your daughter will marry my son." He said no. I replied with "I am the CEO of the World Bank." He said yes.
I called up the world bank and said, "Make me CEO." They said no. I repli...
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