UPJOKE

I recently discovered that 1 in 8 Americans is an alcoholic

I also discovered that 1 in 8 Americans actually suffers from the effects of alcoholism; the rest seem to have a pretty good time

I recently discovered that someone had been putting soil in my yard

The plot thickens

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I'm very concerned...

I recently discovered that the average American male has sex 2 to 3 times a week.
I also found out that the average Japanese man has sex 2 to 3 times a year.

I'm very concerned because I had no idea I was Japanese.

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