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I Named My Dog Jokes

I named my dog “5 miles” so I could say “I walked 5 miles”

But today, I ran over 5 miles

I Named My Dog Traffic

So when I'm late for things I can say, "Sorry I was stuck in Traffic."

I named my dog Syndrome..

So when he's Misbehaving I yell "Down Syndrome"

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I named my dog five miles to impress people

Me: Like today I walked five miles.

Guy: so why are u crying?

Me: Because today I ran over five miles.

I named my dog Stains

You get weird looks when you yell "come Stains!" at the park.

I named my dogs Timex and Rolex ...

They’re my watchdogs

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I Named My Dog Jack...

When he starts humping my leg I yell at him "Jack off, Jack off"

I named my dog "Kilo"

Because he used to byte me.

I named my dog 'one' and 'two'

If one dies, I have two.

I named my dog Shark to make him sound tough...

For some reason, people go into a panic when he runs off on the beach.

I named my dog dumpster and I've been getting pretty nasty looks when I call for him at the local dog park lately.

COME, DUMPSTER!

Achilles Heel

I named my dog Achilles.
He doesn't heel.
That's his weakness.

My dogs name

I named my dog Stain.

Best part of my day is when stand on my porch and call out to him.....Come Stain

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