It's with a heavy heart that I give a shout-out to my dad who couldn't be with us to see Endgame tonight. I miss you with all my heart.
Maybe pre-order your tickets on time next time, moron.
Apart from "I love you", "I miss you", "You complete me" and "Can't live without you"?
What other jokes do you know?
When i'm bored in Lockdown i just send flowers with An "i miss you" card to my neighbour John.
Then i go to the balcony with a drink and listen to his wife.
An old man and his son loved to do the gardening together.
There was an old man who loved doing the gardening with his son, every week they would get together and do the gardening.
One day the dad is diagnosed with lung cancer, not got long left to live. So the son decides that to raise money to pay for treatment he starts to sell drugs. Weed meth co...
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