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I Love My Job Jokes

"I love my job!" said the farmer

"All you do is boss us around all day" said the sheep

"What did you say?" said the farmer

"You herd me" said the sheep

I love my job

I get to serve several meals each day

I meet tons of facinating people

I always smile and ask " Wanna eat it here, or take it home ?
"
Though i'm met with a offensive remark each time, its still worth it.

God i love serving food in prison.

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I love my job

I suck at my job and my boss is a dick

I love my job

So I was at work one night, doing the usual grind and all, when suddenly I saw a little girl crying. I asked her "whats wrong? Where are your parents?" And she just started crying even more!

God I love working at an orphanage.

I love my job..

Lately, colleagues have been writing names on the food in the office fridge.
Iā€™m currently eating a yogurt named Susan.

I was in a taxi when the driver said "I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do"

I then told him to turn right.

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I love my job! I'm on paid leave for weeks, maybe months.

All I had to do was shoot an unarmed black man. I love being a cop.

A farmer said to his friend, 'I love my job'

The friend, unimpressed, replied 'Why, all you do is round up sheep!'


'What did you just say to me?!'


'You herd'

A man goes to court to fight his parking ticket ...

When he arrives he has to wait in the waiting room. He looks over and spots a woman with a beaming smile. He asks "why are you so happy to be at court?" The woman replies, "I actually work here, and I love my job!" The man asks "What do you do?". The woman replies "I'm a psychic." The man says...

This is my all time favorite joke

Old man: I love my job

Young boy: all you do is round up sheep

Old man: what did you say to me?

Young boy: you herd

I just had to start taking anti-depressants after starting my new career testing the strength of Coke cans...

I love my job, but its soda-pressing

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I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench.

I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life.

I'm under a lot of pressure at work.

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