A 60 yr old Billionaire came to the Bar with his gorgeous 25 yr old wife!
Friend: "How did she marry you?"
Billionaire: "I lied about my age!"
Friend: "You said 45?"
Billionaire: "No! I told her I was 90"
I've just accidentally let slip to the family that I lied about earning my biology degree.
Me and my big face-hole thingy.
I lied on my job application and ended up accidentally getting hired as a building inspector.
I keep getting my wires crossed, but I'm doing asbestos I can.
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Interviewer asked me if I ever lied about my penis.
Interviewer: Have you ever lied regarding your penis.
Me: Yes, once while rubbing the tip through my pant leg someone asked me what I was doing… I lied and told them I was scratching my knee.
John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 22 year old blonde.
His buddies are amazed. "There is no way someone that young and attractive would agree to marry an old geezer like you. How did you pull it off?"
"It's simple," John says, "I lied to her about my age."
"Did you tell her you were 50?" his friends ask. John shakes his head no.
"Th...
I have to admit that I lied at my interview when asked if I perform well under pressure
I hate working on this submarine
A rich old man goes golfing with his friends
And he brings along a gorgeous young lady.
"Well guys, meet my new fiancée" he says, full of pride. And for the rest of the afternoon the friends can't take their eyes off the beauty.
After the round of golf the rich man goes up to the bar to order drinks for the group. One of his frie...
I lied awake all last night waiting for the sun to come up...
And then it dawned on me.
A wealthy widowed man remarries
A wealthy 70 yo man lost his wife and wasn't seen by his friends at their country club for a long time after.
Then one day he walked into the club with a gorgeous young woman on his arm, and introduced her as his wife.
Getting him aside, they asked him how he managed to attract such...
A 60 year old billionaire is getting married to a hot 25 year old woman
At the bachelor party, the first thing the billionaire's friends ask him is how he landed such a hot young woman.
"Easy," he said. "I lied about my age."
"Ah, you told her you're 40 or 45?" one friend asked.
"No," he replied. "I told her I'm 85."
One evening a rich widower showed up at the club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-yr-old blond.
She hung on to his every word, all night long.
His friends were stunned, and as soon as she couldn’t hear, they asked him how he’d managed to get a trophy girlfriend.
“Girlfriend? She’s my wife.”
“How the hell did you persuade that knockout to marry you?” one guy asked incredulo...
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