I Identify Myself As Jokes - 3 Hilarious I Identify Myself As Jokes

I identify myself as Michael Jackson

My pronouns are He He

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I was assigned AB positive blood type at birth, but I identify myself as having B negative blood.

After all, blood is fluid.

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Today i asked myself the question:

Do I identify myself as a man or a woman. But then I knew after I spilled my coffee, I am just a disappointment.

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