I was born male, I identify as male, but according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding....
I'm a family of four.
I told my shrink I identify as a dog
He made me get off the couch
I identify as a snack.
Sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes I'm salty, but I'm always delicious.
I identify as a chocolate bar
My pronouns are her/shey
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I identify as a tri-sexual...
I try to have sex, but I fail.
I identify as a donkey
Hee/Haw
I’m fat, but I identify as skinny.
I’m trans slender.
I identify as an ambulance
My pronouns are wee/woo
I Identify as Italy in the 1600’s
Baroque
I identify as an elongated fish...
People say im mentally eel
I think I identify as a church roof.
I'm beginning to tran-spire
I identify as Giantkin.
My pronouns are Phe/Phi/Pho/Phum and i'd like you to respect them please.
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I identify as a sexual atheist
With a strong belief that I will never get laid.
I identify as a ferrari
Because I like to have two people inside of me.
I Identify as a chair
Why, because I have nice legs and want girls to sit on me
I'm stressed. Sometimes I identify as a tipi. Other times as a marquee.
My psychiatrist says I shouldn't worry though, I'm just being too tense.
I identify as an employee wherever I go.
Now I can use any bathroom I need to.
A man walks into an LGBTQ centre.
He walks up to the front desk and introduces himself. "Hello, I identify as a chocolate bar. Can I join?"
The receptionist replies "Sir, that's disgraceful! You're mocking the community. We're going to have to ask you to leave."
"You can't call me sir!" The man exclaims. "I use her/she...
Even though I was born visible...
I identify as trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where.
Politically correct
I identify as as a comedian My pronouns are HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
My preferred pronoun is "letter"
I was born female, but I identify as mail
Doctor: “Sir....”
Patient: “It's MA'AM. I identify as a female”
Doctor: “Okay Ma'am. You have testicular cancer.”
Pi and -7 walks into a bar
They both ordered drinks.
" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi
"You cannot be a fraction" said -7
"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."
-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...
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