I Have A Joke Jokes

But, no one else would get it.

But I won't share it with you.

but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.

>But 99% of you will never get it.

But I guess it doesn't matter

It's a little cheesy tho

But unfortunately it’s already been used

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....

...but it's tearable.

Steve was deeply committed to playing golf. Ever day, seven days a week, fifty two weeks a year. After several years went by, Steve was still playing golf. As he was about to putt the ball in the hole. He notice a funeral procession going by. He then took off his hat and gave a moment of silence for... read more

but it's too dense.

But there’s no interest .

...but I have other jokes to tell first.

But it requires so much energy to get it.

So, a blind person and a deaf person are having a conversation

A teacher's salary

But you're gonna have to wait a little longer.

but you have to pay me to unlock it.

Only 3 stars

... but the punchline has too many holes.

...but it doesn't make any scents.

I'm still working on it.

The government in this country is excellent, and uses your tax dollars efficiently.

But I’m trying not to spreading it

but it sucks.

Nevermind

But I can't seem to land it.

It's a great joke. With a good buildup and a punch, and whatever. I showed it to my friends -- you know some of them are really good judge of jokes. I showed it to them and they said it's really funny. Almost everyone agrees it's good. Some of them says it's too good -- maybe a little bit too funny.... read more

But I'm not qualified to deliver them.

But I’m gonna tell it ltr.

I will let you know...

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An **optimist** sees light at the end of a tunnel.

A *realist* sees a freight train.

The ***train driver*** sees three morons standing on the train tracks.

but it won't cover anything important

You up for it?

It will be delivered tomorrow.

But it won't work.

But it is still in testing.

But I don't think I'm qualified enough to tell it.

One problem I can’t remember it

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but I can't put it together

But it would probably fall apart at the end.

I’ll tell you it later

But they don't seem to stick around.

I hope it doesn’t crash and burn.

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hah

unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless

But all the good jokes argon

But I don't think now is the thyme or the plaice to tell it.

But I don't see the point

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Let me logout and login again

My son told me this joke years ago and it still is my favourite joke. He came home from school one day and says 'Dad, I have a joke for you.' I said, oh yes, let's hear it. Very low expectations at this point. He said 'Why did the chicken cross the road?', I replied with the usual, 'I don't know son... read more

Brace yourselves

There was a crowd waiting around the gallows to watch. As the hangman put the noose around his neck, he was asked, “Do you have any last words?”

The murderer said, “Yeah, I have a joke that I came up with while I was waiting.

“So, I hadn’t showered for a week by the day I killed my wif... read more