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I Have A Fear Of Jokes

I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

I have a fear of speed bumps

But I am slowly getting over it

I have a fear of negative numbers...

I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

I have a fear of elevators...

...but I'm taking steps to avoid it.

I have a fear of needles.

Being a haystack would suck.

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Me: I have a fear of the Backstreet Boys

Therapist: tell my why

Me: *shrieks in terror*

I have a fear of madness.

My doctor says I am just crazy.

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Me to my therapist: I have a fear of the Grease soundtrack

Therapist: Tell me more, tell me more.

Me: Aaaaaaaahh-

Therapist: Keep talking, boy keep talking!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH-

I have a fear of numbers which aren't the ratio of two integers.

It's really irrational.

I have a fear of intimacy.

It’s kind of a touchy subject.

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Me: I have a fear of abbreviated US state names

Therapist: OH, OK

I went to see my GP because I have a fear of palindromes.

**He prescribed me xanax**

I have a fear of long distances

I go to great lengths to avoid them.

Mathematician: Doctor, I have a fear of the irrational

Doctor: Don't worry mate, all the things u worry about are just imaginary

Mathematician: That makes it even worse!

I have a fear of highly sophisticated engineering constructs

It's a case of Complex Complex Complex

I have a fear of standing

Every time I stand up I sit myself

Some people have a fear of heights.

Not me, I have a fear of widths.

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I got a call from my brother the other day...

I found out he was diagnosed with an intense fear of wanting to have sex with other men; Homonymphobia. Which really freaked me out because I have a fear of words that sound the same but mean different things.

Studies show that a fear of spiders means that you're more likely to find them in your bed...

... Then I should mention that I have a fear of beautiful women with long legs

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My therapist told me..

My therapist told me that I have a fear of confrontation.

I didn't agree with her but I held my tongue in case it caused an argument.

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