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My Wife says to me this morning. Our new neighbor kisses his wife every day when he leaves for work, why don't you do that..?!!

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..because I hardly know her.

Son: Cโ€™mon Dad, put you turn signal on before you change lanes.

Dad: FLICKer? I hardly know her!

Router?

I hardly know her

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The Moth joke (Norm McDonald)

So a moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "what's the problem?"

The moth says, "what's the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinovich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, i don't even know what i do there anymore. I don't even know if Gregory...

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