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I Had A Dream Last Night Jokes

I had a dream last night I was a muffler...

I woke up exhausted...

I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse

Well, it was actually more of a night mare.

I had a dream last night that I was fighting an erection.

I was able to beat it off single handedly

I had a dream last night that I had a Magnesium deficiency.....

...I was like 0Mg

I had a dream last night about an ocean of orange pop.

As it turns out, it was just a Fanta sea.

I had a dream last night that I was mauled by a bear.

It was pretty grizzly.

I had a dream last night...

In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.

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A husband and wife are eating breakfast.

The wife says, "I had a dream last night. I was at an auction, and they were auctioning penises. Nice-sized ones were going for $25, big ones were going for $50, and spectacular ones were going for $100."

The husband says, "Is that right? How much did one like mine go for?"

And the wi...

I had a dream last night I invented Lord of the Rings.

I was Tolkien in my sleep.

The President of Iran calls Trump & tells him "I had a dream last night...."

"New York was in ruins & aflame, with Iranian flags flying above."

Trump replies: "Funny, I had a dream last night too. Teheran beautiful and prosperous, happy people celebrating in the streets, with big banners hanging everywhere."

"What did the banners say?", asked the Iranian P...

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