I had a dream last night that I had a Magnesium deficiency.....
...I was like 0Mg
I had a dream last night about an ocean of orange pop.
As it turns out, it was just a Fanta sea.
I had a dream last night that I was mauled by a bear.
It was pretty grizzly.
I had a dream last night...
In my dream I was watching a band play. Buddha was playing guitar, Jesus was playing bass, Mohammed was singing, and Zeus was playing the drums. After the show, Zeus came down and gave me a large metal disc. I think it was a cymbal from god.
I had a dream last night I invented Lord of the Rings.
I was Tolkien in my sleep.
The President of Iran calls Trump & tells him "I had a dream last night...."
"New York was in ruins & aflame, with Iranian flags flying above."
Trump replies: "Funny, I had a dream last night too. Teheran beautiful and prosperous, happy people celebrating in the streets, with big banners hanging everywhere."
"What did the banners say?", asked the Iranian P...
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