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I Got Suspended Jokes

I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school.

They told me it was too sharp

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Every time I introduce myself, people get mad

I introduced myself to my teacher, and I got suspended. I introduced myself to a pretty girl, and she told me to fuck off. I introduced myself to my neighbor, and he punched me. Maybe there's somebody else named "Yorick Hunt" with a bad reputation out there.

When I was in high school, I followed Jesus' example

I got suspended.

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