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I Got Drunk Jokes

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I got drunk and to impress a girl, I swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

**EDIT: WOW, thanks for all the love on this post. It’s my first post in JOKES where I didn’t get ripped a new butthole for allegedly stealing/reposting. Thanks Reddit!**

I got drunk and drew up a graph showing all of the relationships I've ever had.

It had an ex axis, and a why axis.

I got drunk last night and got a tattoo of Jesus.

He dyed for my skin.

I got drunk at an AA meeting

The details are a bit fuzzy but they said I was the life of the party. They invited me to come back every Thursday.

I got drunk last night and woke up next to a beast!

So I know I got home safely.

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Him: Sorry I got drunk and acted like an ass at your wedding.

Her: IT WAS YOUR WEDDING TOO!

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I got drunk and fell into the urinal.

I'm pretty pissed.

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