It’s cleaning mirrors. I can see myself doing this forever.
I got a new job circumcizing elephants
The pay isn't great but the tips are enormous
I got a new job! It's in a factory making plastic Draculas.
There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count.
I got a new job as a carpenter.
The boss told me I’m like lightening with a hammer. Thanks, I said, is it because I’m so fast? No, he said, it’s because you never hit the same spot twice.
I got a new job at a bakery.
I took the job because I kneaded the dough.
I got a new job delivering pizzas.
Nobody really likes liver on pizza anyways.
I got a new job at retail and spend eight hours a day being yelled at and criticized for things that aren't my fault.
I never thought my humiliation fetish would be good for my career.
So I got a new job as a postman.
Bad thing is I'm quite embarrassed by it so I told all my friends I'm a mail escort.
(OC) I got a new job at Minute Maid.
I'm working on the Punch line.
I got a new job at the owl sanctuary..
It’s night shifts but i hear it’s a real hoot
I got a new job at a quarry today, and the foreman was showing me around when
I saw this huge rock. I told him, "Wow! That's a really big rock!" "Boulder." He says. **"WOW!!!! THATS A REALLY MASSIVE ROCK,"** I say while puffing my chest out.
I got a new job today at Old MacDonald’s Farm
I’m going to be the CIEIO
I got a new job helping a one armed typist when she needs to do capital letters
It's shift work
I got a new job working in a cafeteria. I asked the guy I was serving if he wanted to eat in or takeaway and he told me to f*ck off!
I love working in the prison canteen!
I got a new job as a lumber jack this week. . .
The guy who interviewed me asked if I had, any experience?
I said I used to work out in the Sahara Forrest.
He said, "don't you mean the Sahara desert?"
well that's what they call it now, I said.
I got a new job today selling corn to pirates.
A buck an ear.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. Credit goes to Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling
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After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I’m not going hunting and there’s...
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