The other day I tell the cabbie "To the hospital!"
So he backed over me.
I got my son a bow & arrow set for his birthday, what does he get me for mine? … a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back.
I get no respect.
Last week my house was on fire. The kids were screaming.
My wife told them, 'be quiet or you'll wake your father!'
I tell ya I get no respect.
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I asked this beautiful young lady in the bar last night where she had been all my life
She looked me over, and replied "Well, for the first half of it, I hadn't been born yet".
Then I told her I really wanted to get into her pants, and she said "I don't know why, I already have one asshole in there".
I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all
I told my son about the birds and the bees...
He told me about my wife and the mail man. I get no respect
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