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I Eat Mop Who Jokes

For the kids...

Knock knock

Who's there

I eat mop

I eat mop who (I eat mah poo)

A terrible knock knock joke

Knock knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha you eat your poo!

(Source: me in 3rd grade)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

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