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I Don't Remember Asking Jokes

So my Doctor just said I have Alzheimer's

Yeah that's cool and all but I don't remember asking.

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Doctors be like : Sorry sir, But you have *Dementia*

Bitch I don't remember asking!!

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License and registration

A couple gets pulled over on their way home. The police officer asks for license and registration. The husband apologizes "I'm sorry officer, I can't seem to find my wallet..."

His wife immediately speaks up "Who are you kidding, your license expired 2 weeks ago. I told you you have to renew ...

My friend with amnesia asked me why people didn't like him

I told him that he was always rude to people that were just trying to help, to which he responded:


"I don't remember asking."

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