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I don't mean to brag....

but cashiers are always checking me out.

I don't mean to brag, but I solved a puzzle in 10 minutes...

Even though the box said 2-4 years.

I don't mean to brag... but my Christmas wrapping is art. I wrap presents like it's an extension of my soul.

It just so happens my soul is twisted, torn, and barely held together with tape.

I don't mean to brag about my financial skills but,

my bank calls me almost everyday to tell me my debt is outstanding

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Three racehorses were standing around their paddock

The first one says, "I've won 15 of my last 26 races."

The second one says, "I've won 20 of my last 30 races."

The third one says, "I've won 25 of my last 40 races."

A greyhound happens to be walking by. He stops and says, "I don't mean to brag, but I've won 68 of my last 70 ra...

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Three race horses are in the stable having a conversation.

Three race horses are in the stable having a conversation.'I don't mean to brag,' says one of them 'but out of the 20 races I've had so far, I've won 11 of them.''You think that's impressive?' Laughs another 'I've been in 35 races and won 20 of them!''Is that it?' Says the third 'I've had 50 and won...

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Dave is the man

Four mothers talking about their sons success, when the first one say "My son is so successful that he bought a boat for his friends", other mother reply "That's nothing, my son is so successful that he bought a friend of his a house", "well i don't mean to brag" said the third mother "but my son is...

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