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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.
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What do you call an ignorant and apathetic person?

I don't know and I don't care
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Here's a collection of the best/worst dad jokes I know.

"When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down."

"Why are skeletons always so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

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Why did the duck cross the road?

Waiter:"I don't know and I don't care, how exactly do you plan to pay for the meal you just bought Mr.Chicken?"

Chicken:"Just put it on my bill."

Waiter:"You don't have a bill..."

Chicken:"No bill? oh you shouldn't have, I'll see myself out!"
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