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Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?

Husband: How can I ?
I don't even know her.

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A moth walks into a podiatriats office

The podiatrist says, "What seems to be the problem today?"

Moth says, "What seems to be the problem? Where do I begin?!

"I slave away all day at a job I hate and barely bring home enough to pay the bills. I'm going to have to get a second job just to keep the lights on. I don't even kn...

Two male trees are sitting at the bar...

One tree says to the other, "Hey man, see her over there? I wonder what kind of wood she has under that bark."

His friend responds, "Hmm, I don't know, Cedar?"

To which the first tree replies, "Cedar? I don't even know her!

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