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I can make you speak Irish

Say "Whale oil beef hooked" quickly

I can make you see your brain!

That's just how eye-roll.

I bet I can make you talk like an Indian.

How?

I bet I can make you temporarily happy.

See? Now youโ€™re disappointed.

I can make you speak even MORE Irish.

Say this five times fast:

"Your fork can eat jet."

I said to this blonde girl, I bet you $50 I can make you turn your hands over, no way says the blonde, I said put your hands out so blonde puts her hands out, I said.

No the other way.

So she turns her hands over.



Courtesy of Only Fools and Horses.

A man makes a bet with his boss

He bets $500 that he can lick his eyeball.

Laughing the boss agrees.

The man takes off a fake eyeball and licks it.

The boss angrily gives him the $500.

The man then bets $500 he can bite his own ears.

The boss pulls his ears to check if the man is wearing any fake...

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