UPJOKE

I can't stop making nun jokes.

Sorry, it's a habit.

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop making airport jokes.

The doctor says it's terminal.

I can't stop making puns

Some say it's a gift. Some say it's a punishment

I had botched eye surgery recently and now I can't stop making puns...

My jokes are cornea than ever

I can't stop making figurines of Frodo

It's hobbit forming.

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