I couldn't figure out why I can't sleep all night...
And then it dawned on me.
I can't sleep on suspension.
Trust me - I've tried that once and almost fell out of the hammock.
I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep
It's called insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia
I can't sleep in my bed anymore, my mind races thinking of all the stupid stuff I've done in the past.
Stupid memory foam...
This is for Robin Williams
A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what seems to be the trouble. The man says, "Doc, I'm depressed. Simply, I can't sleep sometimes, I can't eat, I feel down and irritable most days. I just can't feel 'happy.'"
The Doctor says, "I've got the perfect fix for you. In town tonight is the g...
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