I Bet I Can Jokes - 14 Hilarious I Bet I Can Jokes

An old man in a nursing home says to a woman “I bet you can’t guess how old I am.” The woman responds “I bet I can, drop your pants.”

He does and the woman says “you’re 96 years old.” Amazed, the old man asked her how she knew that and she told him “you told me at breakfast.”

“Hey Descartes, I bet I can beat you in a footrace!”

“I think not!” Descartes replies.

And !

He instantly disappears.

I bet I can make you temporarily happy.

See? Now you’re disappointed.

I bet i can tell you where you got your shoes.

You got'em on your feet.

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and ...

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My wife said to me "I bet I can say something that will make you angry and proud at the same time"

I said "Go on" and she said "You have the biggest in this entire town".

I bet I can make u say 5

How old were you when ur dad left

A mathematician says to his friend 'I bet I can stretch my mouth so its exactly 1m in radius

His friend replies 'shut your pi hole'

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This guy walking on the street ran into this pretty woman and said. "I bet I can drop $500 on the ground and have with you before you can pick it up".

The woman calls her friend to tell her about it. The friend says "set him up when he drops the money just pick it up and run". So the woman tells the guy, "The bet is on". A few minutes go by and the girls friend calls her back to find out how did it go. The woman says, "The didn't tell me h...

Old man says to old woman, “I bet you can’t guess how old I am.”

She responds, “I bet I can. Unzip your pants”

The guy is shocked but plays along. The woman sticks her hand in his pants and feels him up for a few minutes before saying, “You’re 83!”

The old guy is astonished and says, “I am 83! How did you know?”

The old lady says, “You told ...

A man came up to me and said, "I bet I can read your mind."

I said, "I bet you can't."

He said, "I knew you'd say that."

A C-130 is being escorted by two F-16s.

Tired from following the slow-moving plane, one of the F-16 pilots tells his partner, "Hey watch what I can do." With that, he leaves the C-130's side and performs a series of barrel rolls.

"That's nothing" says the second F-16 pilot and he also leaves his spot and does even more spectacular...

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A man and his lawyer walk into a bank...

The man dumps out over $300,000 on the table to be deposited in a new account. Stunned, the banker asks, "how did you get all this money?". "well, I like to make bets" says the man. For example, I'll bet you $10,000 I can lick my own eyeball. Thinking that it is impossible, the banker accepts the...

A man is standing on a cliff and says to his wife “I bet I can make it to the bottom faster than you!”. She agrees to the bet and they both jump off at the same time. Who wins?

Charles Darwin

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