A woman looks out her window at her neighbor leaving for work, who puts a kiss on his wife's cheek.

So, as her husband is leaving, she points to the husband kissing his wife, and says, "Why don't you do that?" He says, "Why? I barely know her!"

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I barely know her!

So my dad dropped this on my mom this morning

Mom - "You know the neighbor always kisses his wife every morning before work. Why don't you do the same?"

Dad - "How can I? I barely know her!"

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