UPJOKE

I am so bored I started reading the dictionary from start to finish.

I am past caring.

I am so bored being stuck at home that I decided to memorize six pages of a dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

I am so bored now, So I applied for The NHS volunteer scheme.

Turns out they've got enough gynaecologist, Just waiting to hear back from the breast clinic.

Three men stop for lunch

Three men stop for lunch on a construction site while working on the 10th floor. The first one, Chang from China says "I am so bored with what I have been having for lunch. If I have noodles again for lunch, I am going to jump off the building" And he opens his lunch to find noodles, and promptly ju...

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