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I Am Single Jokes

I asked siri why i am single.

Then it turned the front camera on

I am single handedly the best counter

But I can only get to 5. . .

I am single by choice.

Choice of 2 billion women.

Nun in a taxi...

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been...

People be like I am fat because my mother cooks good food...

...I am like I am single because I have strong hands.

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Drunk Man at a Grocery Store

A drunk man is in line at the grocery store.

The woman in front of him has a block of cheddar cheese, a half gallon of milk, and a dozen eggs.

He stumbles up to her and says, "Why, you must be single!"

Rather surprised, she looks at him and replies, "Yes, I am single! You could...

A woman went to a grocery store..

She gets a shopping cart and went to buy the stuff she needs.
First, she bought a tray of eggs.
Next, 3 bottles of milk.
And last, lettuce.

Now that she's done, she went to the cashier and puts her groceries on the conveyer belt.
The clerk, saw the stuff she bought.
He noticed ...

The perfect guy

After a long run of many disappointing guys, this girl finally meets a guy of her dreams. They go on a date.

The girl asks: "you are really handsome, I really look forward to give it a try. Do you mind if I ask you few questions?"

The guy answers: "sure, what is it?"

The girl as...

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Girl at the checkout counter

A girl is at the checkout line at her local supermarket when a cute guy taps her on the back and says, "You must be single!"

She thinks this as such an odd comment and looks at the items she has on the conveyer belt. Did he think she was single because she bought butter? Could it be the tam...

A woman walks into a grocery store

So a woman walks into a grocery store. On her grocery list of items is milk, eggs, bread, and beef.

She walks to the dairy section and grabs some milk.

She then walks a little farther down the aisle and grabs some large brown eggs.

Then she goes to the deli and picks up a lb. of...

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