Little David is in school one day when his teacher tells the class that she wants to hear each of them say a little about their families, and specifically what is needed in their lives.
The first student is a little girl, she stands up and says "my family is mostly happy but what we really ne...
Woman on a full bus to a guy sitting: "Can you give me space? I am pregnant."
Guy replies: "Sure. And how long are you pregnant? You dont show yet" Woman: "Two hours. But my legs still hurt".
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me; I am celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,” said the woman.
“What a coincidence!” sai...
A young lady went to confession.
Young Lady: I think I am pregnant Father.
Priest: How did this happen my child?
Young Lady: I think it might have been the second coming Father.
Priest: What makes you think it's the second coming?
Young Lady: Because I swallowed the first one Father.
Catholic girl goes into confessional
Catholic girl goes into the confessional & says to the priest, "I think I am pregnant."
He asks, "How did this happen my child?"
"I think it must be the second coming," she replies.
The priest shocked by this statement asks, "What makes you think it is the second comi...
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Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery.
Winner's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."
3 things parents don't want their daughter to say...
I am pregnant.
I am doing drugs.
Bing is a reliable searching platform.
Wife : I have to tell you something.
Husband : Yes? Wife : I am pregnant. Husband : Hi pregnant, I am dad. Wife : No you're not.
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