I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married.

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

I've fallen head over heels in love with a ventriloquists doll.

But unfortunately,she's already spoken for.

What did the horse say when she fell down?

Help! I've fallen can't giddy up!

my friend thought of a name for a dating app for old people

I've fallen for you and I cant get up

A cowboy's horse died on his way to town...

As he was walking down the dusty trail, he happened across a ranch. With a renewed sense of hope, he asked the stable keeper if he had any horses for sale.

"Sorry, I've fallen on hard times myself. I had to sell all of my horses!"

The cowboy noticed a rather strange-looking steed stand...

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Have you ever wondered why letters are used to define bra sizes?

{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!

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What religion is your bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, ...

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Sam was broke. He had recently been made redundant and his savings were almost fully spent. [Long]

He wasn't having much luck getting a job either. With a family to feed, he was getting desperate.

So Sam did something he rarely did, went to the local church, knelt down, and prayed.

"God," he said, "I've been a good man all my life. I've worked hard, I'm raising my children well, I...

What did the old man say to the prettiest nurse at the nursing home?

"Help! I've fallen for you and I can't get it up!"

The Horse and the Chicken

One day the horse and the chicken were walking along the road near the farm, merrily chatting away. Suddenly, the horse fell into a muddy hole and couldn't get out.

"Help help Chicken! I've fallen and I can't get out of this hole!", the Horse yelled. "Don't worry," said the chicken. "I'll...

Made the mistake of letting my east coast newspaper freeze on the steps this winter...

I've fallen on some hard Times.

A young man becomes engaged to his girlfriend over dinner.

The next day he excitedly goes over to his mother's house, eager to tell her the news.

"Ma, I've fallen in love with a woman, and we became engaged last night. Just for fun, I've brought over her and two different women, and you can guess which one I'm going to marry."

His wife walks ...

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