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I'm So Mad Jokes

I'm so mad! I found out my grandfather clock is full of bugs.

I guess it's like they say, time flies.

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I'm so mad at the doctor that messed up my circumcision

I'd like to make him pay but my parents warned me not to go off half-cocked.

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Pissed Off

A small, balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight."

The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit worse for the wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink an...

My daughter just broke my glasses.

I'm so mad I can't see straight.

Old Redd Foxx Joke

There were these two preachers in a town who would ride their bikes to church on Sunday and would pass each other on the way. One Sunday, one of the preachers was on foot. The other preacher asked him what happened to his bicycle.

"I'm so mad!" he said. "Someone in my congregation stole my bi...

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