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I'm So Hungry Jokes

I'm so hungry I could eat my watch.

But that would be time consuming

I'm so hungry right now I could boil a hyena!

But I'd only make myself a laughing stock.

A farmer was riding his horse:

The farmer says "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse."
The horse comes to a quick stop and looks at the farmer and says, "Moooooo."

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A man goes to the doctor about a little problem.

"Doctor, I have just met the most perfect woman. My problem is, my penis is all but non-existent. Can you help me?"

The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "We have three options. The first involves pills that will increase your size. The second is physical therapy to stretch you longer. The...

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