UPJOKE

I'm so good at sleeping

I can do it with my eyes closed.

I'm so good at being interrogated.

I can do it blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back.

I'm so good at karaoke.

I was blaring out my song the other night, and everyone left the pub to tell their friends about how good I was.

I'm so good at math

I can replace your X and you'll still never know Y

I'm so good at programming I don't even need to test before I ship code.

Sent my program last week and haven't heard of any problems since!

Signed,
Richard
Junior Helicopter Auto-Pilot Software Developer

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