I just opened the door on my advent calendar and a bailiff was stood there.
I'm so broke...
I had to fart on my wallet for gas money
I'm so broke
You can call me saint nickel-less.
I'm so broke, all the last guy that broke into my house got..
was experience...
I'm so broke this chrismas...
I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*ᴛᴏʏs ^ɴᴏᴛ ^ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇᴅ
I'm so broke..
.. that when my Identiy was stolen today and LifeLock called me and said I now have no money in my bank account.
I was like, "Sweet! I'm no longer in debt"
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