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Whenever I'm sad my friend always says "cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole that is full of water"

I know he means well...

When I'm sad I cut myself

A slice of cake.

Books

Math book: "I'm sad"

Physics book: "Why?"

Math book: "Because I'm full of problems"

I put a bumper sticker on my car that says "honk if I'm pretty"

Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights

An island man tells his doctor.

An island man tells his doctor ,"I don't know whats wrong I live on this beautiful island, yet I'm sad and lonely still!" The doctor replies,
"Well it seems you might have a bad case of Tropical depression"

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There are three naked men outside a Halloween party.

The one guideline to enter the party was that the person trying to get in must have a costume. Near the Halloween party, there was a trash can. None of the men had costumes, obviously, so they agreed to search through the trash can to look for anything to wear as a costume.

The first man foun...

What did the chef say after he lost his favorite spoon?

I'm sad, but only a ladle.

An old arab in the USA want's to plant potatoes,...

... but being the old age that he is, he cannot. He is sad, so he writes an e-mail to his son, whose studying in London.
"Hello, Ahmad, I'm sad. I'd want to plant potatoes, but I'm old and weak"
The son replies soon:
"DAD, DO NOT DIG IN THE GARDEN!! YOU'LL FIND THE THING!!!"

A week...

I just got diagnosed with the inability to feel emotions

Now I'm sad

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