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I'm On A Roll Jokes

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My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter.

But I can't. I'm on a roll now

I went into a sandwich shop and saw a lobster. It looked happy, so I asked it why and it replied;

"I'm on a roll!"

I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog.

I'm on a roll.

Third magic trick now perfected.. transforming myself into toilet paper.

I'm on a roll!

I was working in a bakery and fell onto a bun

I guess you could say I'm on a roll

A man wins the lottery...

[*I heard this joke for the first time as a 13 year old at a family party. So imagine my mild mannered German 70 year old great uncle calmly telling this joke to the whole table. I had never heard him tell a joke before. It's still one of my favourite jokes*]

A man wins the lottery after year...

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